You always have to account for timezones. By knowing at which times people usually check the forums and when each person is usually sleeping you can boost the odds of being correct.

But that sounds like too much work and I guess Niv.

Right. Radio?

Right Niv!

I could do time based information... I'd really like to do it, but I'm also busy.

Aclo, will you spend 6 hours writing down a bunch of spurious information?

I already spend hours writing important information so I don't need to spend more writing down dumb stuff. Right niv?

Nojo isn't here right now. Leave a message after the tone radio.

*Beeeeeep*

Oh, I uh... I think this is a wrong number. I meant to call Math?

You've reached the phone of math. For driller information, press 1. For specialist information, press 2. To be forwarded to JanitorialDuties, press 3.

Hi, you've reached Colts. Sorry I can't pick up right now. Please leave your name, number, and message, and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. If this is an urgent matter, please call Nojo who should be here next

I was reading a book today in lit (Oryx and Crake, if you know it.) and there was a passage that talked about designing a baby to be a 'math whiz'. Math, were you genetically engineered?