Have you heard about the butcher who was working fast to get home early, when he slipped and fell backwards into his meat grinder?

He got a little behind in his work.


JD?

You can't run through a campground, only ran because it's past tense (tents).

Zyxe?

Of course, his friend was a butcher as well, but he slipped and fell forward into his meat grinder.

He got a-head in his work.

Math?

So I actually work in a butcher shop as well.
*now the joke begins*
Well, I remember hearing about a part timer that was long gone. I asked about him. My boss told me "ah, I caught him with his pecker in the grinder, had to let him go". I asked what he did with the grinder, he said "had to fire her too".

I never got fired for having my dick in the grinder, I kept mine well hidden, in cash, deli, bakery, produce...

Aclo?

Yo JD, that the best tone I've heard in a whole

Two whales walk into a bar. One whale turns to the other and says. "WwwwuuaaahaHuahau" (whale noise) and the other whales says "Shut up Steve, you're drunk"

I interrupt your regularly scheduled bad puns to point out that whos sayin finally has an avatar.
Good job, buddy

You may now return to the bad puns

A panda walks into a bar. He sits down, orders a meal, and casually consumes his food. When he's finished he stands up, pulls out a pistol, and fires it into the air.
The bar tender yells "What the hell was that about, panda?!" the panda says "Look it up" and walks out of the bar. The bartender pulls out his dictionary. "Panda - Eats shoots and leaves"
Maybe this will bring Panda out of hiding?

Nojo, why does a bartender have a dictionary?

I don't know, please enlighten me Aclonicy

Please share, aclo