Aclo?

Aclonicy how are we supposed to live without the revelation of the answer to the timeless riddle??
Please come to enlighten us as to why a bartender has a dictionary.

Im really putting a lot of hope into the success of this joke

Come on aclo!

Again, why in the world would a bartender have a dictionary aclo.

I think hes doing this on purpose.

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Aclonicy is probably laughing his ass off right now

aclonicy wrote:Nojo, why does a bartender have a dictionary?

Maybe, just maybe, it might be a reference to this:

coltspaesano wrote:A panda walks into a bar. He sits down, orders a meal, and casually consumes his food. When he's finished he stands up, pulls out a pistol, and fires it into the air.
The bar tender yells "What the hell was that about, panda?!" the panda says "Look it up" and walks out of the bar. The bartender pulls out his dictionary. "Panda - Eats shoots and leaves"
Maybe this will bring Panda out of hiding?

Just the one post previous to his little mysterious comment. He was actually asking why a bartender would have a dictionary.
Not only did this fly over all of our heads, but odds are most of us didn't even read my joke.
Aclonicy, please show your face again. We thought you were some masterful and clever riddler, you're just curious. This is maybe the funniest interaction I've seen on this forum.

Well done to all of us. We've been playing ourselves.

What does a depressed photon think to himself?

It doesn't matter.

And super lolz at Aclonicy and the rest of us.

@colt
Yeah, I realized what he meant after I posted. Oopsies

So there is a Viking named Rudolph the Red.
One day, he looks out his window and says to his wife, "It is going to rain"
His wife asks him, "How do you know it is going to rain?"
To that, he simply replies, "Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."

Does that make up for my goof colt?

Came up with this one while at swim practice today. Here goes:

A teacher wants to explain scientific processes to his students. He gives them a task in which they must figure how the size of the base of a tall chair affects the stability.

On the day the students were supposed to be collecting data, one student came in wearing a biohazard suit. When the teacher asked why, the student said, 'I thought we were having a stool sampling...'

Okay, So that was funnier in my head.
I'm sorry Colts.

Zyxe save me from these peasants with your witty humor.