Simply put, my job here is to keep the forums afloat through any means necessary

My faith has found a resting place,
Not in device or creed;
I trust the ever-living One,
His wounds for me shall plead.
I need no other argument,
I need no other plea,
It is enough that Jesus died,
And that He died for me.

Simply put, my job here is to keep the forums afloat through any means necessary

Can you not? Like really, don't.

Simply put, my job here is to keep the forums afloat through any means necessary

Imagine how stupid the average person is. Then realize that half of the people are even stupider than that.
-George Carlin

Simply put, my job here is to keep the forums afloat through any means necessary

My new party trick:
I swallow 2 pieces of string and an hour later they come out of my ass tied together.
I shit you knot.

Can you not? Like really, don't.

Simply put, my job here is to keep the forums afloat through any means necessary