You're on a date with the person above you.
---RULES---
-Assume there are only ever two people on the date.
-Assume all previous comments made to your 'date' in this thread were made by you.
-No changing your mind. If a previous commentor said he doesn't want sushi, you can't decide you want some sushi.
-Add one or two sentences of conversation that would occur next in the date.

And finally, the twist:
- Do not specify any gender specific words. Is this two men? Two women? And man and a girl? Nobody knows and you will never know what gender you are!

I'll Begin.

Hello there! How are you doing on this fine day? I can't believe it's actually you!

Greetings, my love! I'm fine, thank you! Have you been waiting for me all day, sweetheart?

Oh, you have no clue. Work was awful today.

Ugh, same. Lemme tell ha more about this Susan gal. God, I hate her guts. For instance-<gets interrupted by other person>

Oh my god! Speaking of things we hate...

(buzz buzz)

*pulls out cellphone and starts mindlessly texting*

*ahem ahem* who are you texting?

date with less than three girl is boring date.

barneythedinosaur wrote:date with less than three girl is boring date.

Oh, well, I can call over a couple of friends. They're called Smith and Wesson >:(

roadkiehl wrote:

barneythedinosaur wrote:date with less than three girl is boring date.

Oh, well, I can call over a couple of friends. They're called Smith and Wesson >:(

I was meaning for joke. My bad.