you love to play subterfuge too much when ?

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  • ha ha - another one... and with it I fulfill #21 :)

    1. Applying to tournaments that start over 1 month in the future.
    2. Create forum topics in "off topic and social."
    3. Playing 18 games at once is not enough.
    4. Check the forums on a daily basis.
    5. Checks Subterfuge notifications in the middle of class.
    5B. Checks Subterfuge notifications in the middle of class while teaching. (yeah..I know :oops:)
    6. Wake up in night terrors because there is a Helmsman/Navigator on the loose.
    7. You question real-world gifts with suspicion and paranoia.
    8.(3.21 posts per day / 2.21% of all posts)
    9. This post is your 500th post on the subterfuge forums.
    10. Analyzing international events with Subterfuge eyes
    (example / current ME crisis: Syria - turtling with 3/4 outposts, US/Russia - big players who stretched too much, Turkey/Iran: middle players trying to grab some outposts from Syria/Iraq, Israel: small player with a good specialists hand.
    11. Once had a nightmare that someone launched a martyr at my queen and I checked Subterfuge to late to save my queen.
    12. Suggesting specialist balance in every thread that has specialist balance issue.
    13. When not liking a neighbour, tries to get someone else that lives near them to help you break in to their house.
    14. Steals Friends/relatives phones and downloads subterfuge for them. And then force them to play with you.
    15. You look at numbers as a multiple of 3; to calculate the effectiveness of your kings
    16. You feel you need a vacation after a game.
    17. But still join the next game within 12 hours.
    18. You're the person with the most posts in the forums
    19. You spend an hour trying to calculate all possible variations of your plan
    20. You threaten a 3v1 backstab to force your boss to fund you
    21. Check the forums religiously
    22. Post more than twice on this specific thread
    23. Saying you won't join any more games until your current ones finish. Then joining a game simply because it is called 'Ducks'.
    24. When you answer "The Game" for the 5th time in a row when your wife asks "What are you thinking of, Dear?"
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  • 1. Applying to tournaments that start over 1 month in the future.
    2. Create forum topics in "off topic and social."
    3. Playing 18 games at once is not enough.
    4. Check the forums on a daily basis.
    5. Checks Subterfuge notifications in the middle of class.
    5B. Checks Subterfuge notifications in the middle of class while teaching. (yeah..I know :oops:)
    6. Wake up in night terrors because there is a Helmsman/Navigator on the loose.
    7. You question real-world gifts with suspicion and paranoia.
    8.(3.21 posts per day / 2.21% of all posts)
    9. This post is your 500th post on the subterfuge forums.
    10. Analyzing international events with Subterfuge eyes
    (example / current ME crisis: Syria - turtling with 3/4 outposts, US/Russia - big players who stretched too much, Turkey/Iran: middle players trying to grab some outposts from Syria/Iraq, Israel: small player with a good specialists hand.
    11. Once had a nightmare that someone launched a martyr at my queen and I checked Subterfuge to late to save my queen.
    12. Suggesting specialist balance in every thread that has specialist balance issue.
    13. When not liking a neighbour, tries to get someone else that lives near them to help you break in to their house.
    14. Steals Friends/relatives phones and downloads subterfuge for them. And then force them to play with you.
    15. You look at numbers as a multiple of 3; to calculate the effectiveness of your kings
    16. You feel you need a vacation after a game.
    17. But still join the next game within 12 hours.
    18. You're the person with the most posts in the forums
    19. You spend an hour trying to calculate all possible variations of your plan
    20. You threaten a 3v1 backstab to force your boss to fund you
    21. Check the forums religiously
    22. Post more than twice on this specific thread
    23. Saying you won't join any more games until your current ones finish. Then joining a game simply because it is called 'Ducks'.
    24. When you answer "The Game" for the 5th time in a row when your wife asks "What are you thinking of, Dear?"
    25. When your wife says "are you playing your little submarine game again?" so you find yourself looking up Hypnotists in the yellow pages.
    Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds...
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  • 1. Applying to tournaments that start over 1 month in the future.
    2. Create forum topics in "off topic and social."
    3. Playing 18 games at once is not enough.
    4. Check the forums on a daily basis.
    5. Checks Subterfuge notifications in the middle of class.
    5B. Checks Subterfuge notifications in the middle of class while teaching. (yeah..I know :oops:)
    6. Wake up in night terrors because there is a Helmsman/Navigator on the loose.
    7. You question real-world gifts with suspicion and paranoia.
    8.(3.21 posts per day / 2.21% of all posts)
    9. This post is your 500th post on the subterfuge forums.
    10. Analyzing international events with Subterfuge eyes
    (example / current ME crisis: Syria - turtling with 3/4 outposts, US/Russia - big players who stretched too much, Turkey/Iran: middle players trying to grab some outposts from Syria/Iraq, Israel: small player with a good specialists hand.
    11. Once had a nightmare that someone launched a martyr at my queen and I checked Subterfuge to late to save my queen.
    12. Suggesting specialist balance in every thread that has specialist balance issue.
    13. When not liking a neighbour, tries to get someone else that lives near them to help you break in to their house.
    14. Steals Friends/relatives phones and downloads subterfuge for them. And then force them to play with you.
    15. You look at numbers as a multiple of 3; to calculate the effectiveness of your kings
    16. You feel you need a vacation after a game.
    17. But still join the next game within 12 hours.
    18. You're the person with the most posts in the forums
    19. You spend an hour trying to calculate all possible variations of your plan
    20. You threaten a 3v1 backstab to force your boss to fund you
    21. Check the forums religiously
    22. Post more than twice on this specific thread
    23. Saying you won't join any more games until your current ones finish. Then joining a game simply because it is called 'Ducks'.
    24. When you answer "The Game" for the 5th time in a row when your wife asks "What are you thinking of, Dear?"
    25. When your wife says "are you playing your little submarine game again?" so you find yourself looking up Hypnotists in the yellow pages.
    25b. By the time you've found a real hypnotist he becomes a king. The king then takes over the world
    Simply put, my job here is to keep the forums afloat through any means necessary
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  • 1. Applying to tournaments that start over 1 month in the future.
    2. Create forum topics in "off topic and social."
    3. Playing 18 games at once is not enough.
    4. Check the forums on a daily basis.
    5. Checks Subterfuge notifications in the middle of class.
    5B. Checks Subterfuge notifications in the middle of class while teaching. (yeah..I know :oops:)
    6. Wake up in night terrors because there is a Helmsman/Navigator on the loose.
    7. You question real-world gifts with suspicion and paranoia.
    8.(3.21 posts per day / 2.21% of all posts)
    9. This post is your 500th post on the subterfuge forums.
    10. Analyzing international events with Subterfuge eyes
    (example / current ME crisis: Syria - turtling with 3/4 outposts, US/Russia - big players who stretched too much, Turkey/Iran: middle players trying to grab some outposts from Syria/Iraq, Israel: small player with a good specialists hand.
    11. Once had a nightmare that someone launched a martyr at my queen and I checked Subterfuge to late to save my queen.
    12. Suggesting specialist balance in every thread that has specialist balance issue.
    13. When not liking a neighbour, tries to get someone else that lives near them to help you break in to their house.
    14. Steals Friends/relatives phones and downloads subterfuge for them. And then force them to play with you.
    15. You look at numbers as a multiple of 3; to calculate the effectiveness of your kings
    16. You feel you need a vacation after a game.
    17. But still join the next game within 12 hours.
    18. You're the person with the most posts in the forums
    19. You spend an hour trying to calculate all possible variations of your plan
    20. You threaten a 3v1 backstab to force your boss to fund you
    21. Check the forums religiously
    22. Post more than twice on this specific thread
    23. Saying you won't join any more games until your current ones finish. Then joining a game simply because it is called 'Ducks'.
    24. When you answer "The Game" for the 5th time in a row when your wife asks "What are you thinking of, Dear?"
    25. When your wife says "are you playing your little submarine game again?" so you find yourself looking up Hypnotists in the yellow pages.
    25b. By the time you've found a real hypnotist he becomes a king. The king then takes over the world
    26. Finds himself unsuprised about all of these posts.
    -You know, I'm getting real tired of these goddamn pirates
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  • 1. Applying to tournaments that start over 1 month in the future.
    2. Create forum topics in "off topic and social."
    3. Playing 18 games at once is not enough.
    4. Check the forums on a daily basis.
    5. Checks Subterfuge notifications in the middle of class.
    5B. Checks Subterfuge notifications in the middle of class while teaching. (yeah..I know :oops:)
    6. Wake up in night terrors because there is a Helmsman/Navigator on the loose.
    7. You question real-world gifts with suspicion and paranoia.
    8.(3.21 posts per day / 2.21% of all posts)
    9. This post is your 500th post on the subterfuge forums.
    10. Analyzing international events with Subterfuge eyes
    (example / current ME crisis: Syria - turtling with 3/4 outposts, US/Russia - big players who stretched too much, Turkey/Iran: middle players trying to grab some outposts from Syria/Iraq, Israel: small player with a good specialists hand.
    11. Once had a nightmare that someone launched a martyr at my queen and I checked Subterfuge to late to save my queen.
    12. Suggesting specialist balance in every thread that has specialist balance issue.
    13. When not liking a neighbour, tries to get someone else that lives near them to help you break in to their house.
    14. Steals Friends/relatives phones and downloads subterfuge for them. And then force them to play with you.
    15. You look at numbers as a multiple of 3; to calculate the effectiveness of your kings
    16. You feel you need a vacation after a game.
    17. But still join the next game within 12 hours.
    18. You're the person with the most posts in the forums
    19. You spend an hour trying to calculate all possible variations of your plan
    20. You threaten a 3v1 backstab to force your boss to fund you
    21. Check the forums religiously
    22. Post more than twice on this specific thread
    23. Saying you won't join any more games until your current ones finish. Then joining a game simply because it is called 'Ducks'.
    24. When you answer "The Game" for the 5th time in a row when your wife asks "What are you thinking of, Dear?"
    25. When your wife says "are you playing your little submarine game again?" so you find yourself looking up Hypnotists in the yellow pages.
    25b. By the time you've found a real hypnotist he becomes a king. The king then takes over the world
    26. Finds himself unsuprised about all of these posts.
    27. Start using outpost names as passwords
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  • 1. Applying to tournaments that start over 1 month in the future.
    2. Create forum topics in "off topic and social."
    3. Playing 18 games at once is not enough.
    4. Check the forums on a daily basis.
    5. Checks Subterfuge notifications in the middle of class.
    5B. Checks Subterfuge notifications in the middle of class while teaching. (yeah..I know :oops:)
    6. Wake up in night terrors because there is a Helmsman/Navigator on the loose.
    7. You question real-world gifts with suspicion and paranoia.
    8.(3.21 posts per day / 2.21% of all posts)
    9. This post is your 500th post on the subterfuge forums.
    10. Analyzing international events with Subterfuge eyes
    (example / current ME crisis: Syria - turtling with 3/4 outposts, US/Russia - big players who stretched too much, Turkey/Iran: middle players trying to grab some outposts from Syria/Iraq, Israel: small player with a good specialists hand.
    11. Once had a nightmare that someone launched a martyr at my queen and I checked Subterfuge to late to save my queen.
    12. Suggesting specialist balance in every thread that has specialist balance issue.
    13. When not liking a neighbour, tries to get someone else that lives near them to help you break in to their house.
    14. Steals Friends/relatives phones and downloads subterfuge for them. And then force them to play with you.
    15. You look at numbers as a multiple of 3; to calculate the effectiveness of your kings
    16. You feel you need a vacation after a game.
    17. But still join the next game within 12 hours.
    18. You're the person with the most posts in the forums
    19. You spend an hour trying to calculate all possible variations of your plan
    20. You threaten a 3v1 backstab to force your boss to fund you
    21. Check the forums religiously
    22. Post more than twice on this specific thread
    23. Saying you won't join any more games until your current ones finish. Then joining a game simply because it is called 'Ducks'.
    24. When you answer "The Game" for the 5th time in a row when your wife asks "What are you thinking of, Dear?"
    25. When your wife says "are you playing your little submarine game again?" so you find yourself looking up Hypnotists in the yellow pages.
    25b. By the time you've found a real hypnotist he becomes a king. The king then takes over the world
    26. Finds himself unsuprised about all of these posts.
    27. Start using outpost names as passwords
    28. Set an alarm to wake yourself at 2:43 AM because that is 2.7 hours from now and your opponent could schedule an attack that you have a 30 minute window to respond to.
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  • 29. Read the first part of a message as a notification pops up and ignore playing that game for a few hours and say 'aw darn I didn't see it in time.'
    30. The "you know you play subterfuge too much when.." Thread becomes so long that it's becoming better to NOT copy and paste the original post so you don't have to scroll to the bottom of these massive lists each time you come on to read it.
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  • 29. Read the first part of a message as a notification pops up and ignore playing that game for a few hours and say 'aw darn I didn't see it in time.'
    30. The "you know you play subterfuge too much when.." Thread becomes so long that it's becoming better to NOT copy and paste the original post so you don't have to scroll to the bottom of these massive lists each time you come on to read it.
    31. 100 games in 100 days. Need I say more?
    Loki: I have an army!
    Tony Stark: We have a Discord.

    Earth's Mightiest Discord Server!

    A new challenger appears! Come join the revolution!

    P.S. Those are actually 3 different links!
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  • 1. Applying to tournaments that start over 1 month in the future.
    2. Create forum topics in "off topic and social."
    3. Playing 18 games at once is not enough.
    4. Check the forums on a daily basis.
    5. Checks Subterfuge notifications in the middle of class.
    6. Wake up in night terrors because there is a Helmsman/Navigator on the loose.
    7. You question real-world gifts with suspicion and paranoia.
    8.(3.21 posts per day / 2.21% of all posts)
    9. This post is your 500th post on the subterfuge forums.
    10. Analyzing international events with Subterfuge eyes
    (example / current ME crisis: Syria - turtling with 3/4 outposts, US/Russia - big players who stretched too much, Turkey/Iran: middle players trying to grab some outposts from Syria/Iraq, Israel: small player with a good specialists hand.
    11. Once had a nightmare that someone launched a martyr at my queen and I checked Subterfuge to late to save my queen.
    12. Sugesting specialist balance in every thread that has specialist balance issue.
    13.when you wake up in sweat induced panic because your senses told you someone betrayed you
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  • 29. Read the first part of a message as a notification pops up and ignore playing that game for a few hours and say 'aw darn I didn't see it in time.'
    30. The "you know you play subterfuge too much when.." Thread becomes so long that it's becoming better to NOT copy and paste the original post so you don't have to scroll to the bottom of these massive lists each time you come on to read it.
    31. 100 games in 100 days. Need I say more?
    32. You care too much about the forum reputation tracker.
    Loki: I have an army!
    Tony Stark: We have a Discord.

    Earth's Mightiest Discord Server!

    A new challenger appears! Come join the revolution!

    P.S. Those are actually 3 different links!
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