1. Applying to tournaments that start over 1 month in the future.
2. Create forum topics in "off topic and social."
3. Playing 18 games at once is not enough.
4. Check the forums on a daily basis.
5. Checks Subterfuge notifications in the middle of class.
5B. Checks Subterfuge notifications in the middle of class while teaching. (yeah..I know )
6. Wake up in night terrors because there is a Helmsman/Navigator on the loose.
7. You question real-world gifts with suspicion and paranoia.
8.(3.21 posts per day / 2.21% of all posts)
9. This post is your 500th post on the subterfuge forums.
10. Analyzing international events with Subterfuge eyes
(example / current ME crisis: Syria - turtling with 3/4 outposts, US/Russia - big players who stretched too much, Turkey/Iran: middle players trying to grab some outposts from Syria/Iraq, Israel: small player with a good specialists hand.
11. Once had a nightmare that someone launched a martyr at my queen and I checked Subterfuge to late to save my queen.
12. Sugesting specialist balance in every thread that has specialist balance issue.