My king, do not fear! I will help you drive out these treacherous, traitorous rebels! They will suffer for their crimes against the realm! There will be no day darker for them than the one in which I lay my legions upon them! Jk I'm joining the rebellion 1v1 nub tell me ur address I'll come to ur house u wanna fite?
-You know, I'm getting real tired of these goddamn pirates
-Commander AR, last tuesday