Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Gloves!

I'm just kidding, she hasn't opened it yet.

Were did Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere!



Well, we did say terrible jokes....

carter j burke wrote:Two saboteurs walked into a bar. And out again.

Am I the only one who finds this joke hilarious????
This is brilliantttt!!!
Like, seriously, I still don't know why, but its probably funny coz I that's basially what saboteurs look like on the map.

The most daughters a queen ever had was 7 (as of the time of post)

Have you seen the queen lately? No, because I think she's been occupied with her new King

Who gives you the highest population? The assassins' and saboteurs' mothers and fathers, of course. They always give birth to twins!

Who is the most skilled specialist? The diplomat. He can negotiate his own release.

Which specialist is the most jealous? The war hero. 2 generals can train every other specialist to be just like him.

A double agent walked into a bar. A few minutes later, the bartender walked out of the bar.

Two assassins bumped into each other. It is reported that no-one survived the incident. It is not known how one of them managed to kill the other after dying.

Sorry lol, most of them aren't even jokes. they're just what I could think of as amusing lol

tw2000 wrote:A double agent walked into a bar. A few minutes later, the bartender walked out of the bar.

Sorry lol, most of them aren't even jokes. they're just what I could think of as amusing lol

This made me laugh out loud!

Also, everyone else in the bar is dead.

You get on a bus and realize that everyone on the bus is gay. Do you get off?

Your uncle Jack is on a horse but can't get off of it. Do you help Jack off?

These are the only ones I've got committed to memory, I'm just so good at making puns that I usually don't need my own jokes XD That gives me an idea for a new thread.....

A pony walks into a bar stomps it's hoof for some attention, when the tender looked down it cleared it's throat and whispered "I'd like a beer, please."

The bartender cocks his ear forward and says "What?"

Again, pony whispers "I'd like a beer, please."

Tender again looks quizicaly at the pony and says, "Speak up, it's hard to hear in here, what do you want?"

The pony lets out a whinny and sigh and whispers "Sorry, I'm a little horse"

tw2000 wrote:

carter j burke wrote:Two saboteurs walked into a bar. And out again.

Am I the only one who finds this joke hilarious????
This is brilliantttt!!!
Like, seriously, I still don't know why, but its probably funny coz I that's basially what saboteurs look like on the map.

This joke is amazing. When we get a joke book published, this is going on the cover.

nojo34 wrote:

tw2000 wrote:

carter j burke wrote:Two saboteurs walked into a bar. And out again.

Am I the only one who finds this joke hilarious????
This is brilliantttt!!!
Like, seriously, I still don't know why, but its probably funny coz I that's basially what saboteurs look like on the map.

This joke is amazing. When we get a joke book published, this is going on the cover.

I second that.

In order to please the Mathwhiz:

I heard that Canada discontinued the penny. That doesn't make any cents!

zyxe wrote:In order to please the Mathwhiz:

I heard that Canada discontinued the penny. That doesn't make any cents!

i think it was "They don't make any cents"