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Re: These Terrible Jokes

PostPosted: Wed Mar 30, 2016 11:21 pm
by r10t--
zyxe wrote:In order to please the Mathwhiz:

I heard that Canada discontinued the penny. That doesn't make any cents!


We round to the nearest 5 cents now, it's kinda nice actually: if your purchase would round up, use a debit/credit card as using these will NOT round your purchase up but take the amount to the penny. If your purchase will round down, pay with cash. You'll make like $2.50 a week. Not sure if it's worth it but I try to do it when I notice it XD, screw the system, am I right??

Re: These Terrible Jokes

PostPosted: Thu Mar 31, 2016 5:42 am
by mievro
Got to love a good pun!

Re: These Terrible Jokes

PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2016 11:08 am
by v3xt
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bob.
Bob who?
Bob proceeds to break into tears because his mother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer recognizes her own children.

You can use chemicals to remove polish and no one cares, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish you're literally Hitler.

What's the difference between Cleopatra and the moon?
The moon is rocky and has craters and Cleopatra is dead.

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
One goes "whack, damn" and the other goes "damn, whack".

These ones might be a little... unpleasant to some. So I'm gonna cover them up. Don't read them if you're easily offended or like. Less than 13 years old.

What's the difference between watermelon and a baby?
One explodes when you shoot it and the other is delicious.

How many babies fit in a bathtub?
Seventeen and a half.

What's worse than ten babies stapled to a tree?
One baby stapled to ten trees.

I went camping with my girlfriend. It was fucking intense.

Re: These Terrible Jokes

PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2016 2:46 pm
by nojo34
I feel like i lost half my soul when i read those V. I laughed my soul up.

Re: These Terrible Jokes

PostPosted: Thu Apr 07, 2016 1:09 pm
by carter j burke
Trump becomes subterfuge president. He hires six ministers of energy to boost the economy's productivity.

:)

Re: These Terrible Jokes

PostPosted: Thu Apr 07, 2016 1:13 pm
by roadkiehl
carter j burke wrote:Trump becomes subterfuge president. He hires six ministers of energy to boost the economy's productivity.

:)

Trump becomes subterfuge president. He forces the Mexicans to hire him a security chief.

Re: These Terrible Jokes

PostPosted: Thu Apr 07, 2016 1:14 pm
by juanma206
roadkiehl wrote:
carter j burke wrote:Trump becomes subterfuge president. He hires six ministers of energy to boost the economy's productivity.

:)

Trump becomes subterfuge president. He forces the Mexicans to hire him a security chief.


Trump becomes subterfuge president. He hires 6 infiltrators purely for defensive purposes.