I'm in de-Nile that you guys have good puns

Uganda change your mind. Don't be Haitian, these puns have no com-Paris-on. Eiffel be Russian to show you otherwise

r10t-- wrote:Don't be Haitian

I will take that out of context

All these puns are making me Hungary. I wanted to eat some Turkey, but it was covered in Greece

juanma206 wrote:

r10t-- wrote:Don't be Haitian

I will take that out of context

I'm not racist I swear.

You know, I think sub-oteur's 're quite week

(I did my best: saboteurs are quite week, saboteurs require a tweak )

r10t-- wrote:

juanma206 wrote:

r10t-- wrote:Don't be Haitian

I will take that out of context

I'm not racist I swear.

TOO LATE SKRUUUUUUUUUUB

I fairly enjoy puns when done right. Time bump this thread, with a small story.

One time my friend was sick, so sick in fact he was very sad. To cheer him up, I though of 10 puns because those are his favorite. Laughter is the best for of medicine so if my puns could him laugh he would feel better, sadly, no pun in ten did.


Yes i was so bored i went through OTaS looking for the Great Threads

Since you are refusing to let this thread die, prepare for a pun so bad it will permanently kill this thread, FOREVER!


Once I was living in a small rural town. The town is filled with rather normal people, although a couple rich people also dwell in the town. One rich person in particular happened to be my neighbor. He was a doctor who owned a little hotel named "The Spanish Inn." Life was pretty good for me.

Fast forward about a year in time, and the inn caught fire. The whole building completely burnt to the ground, so the doctor and his wife had to file for insurance. A few days later, insurance inspectors who worked for the police showed up. However, they refused to give the doctor any insurance money because the burn patterns in the wood resembled that of arson. The fire wasn't an accident. The doctor claims that the fire was started by faulty aluminum wiring, but they still refuse to give him any insurance money. So the doctor has to take the matter to court.

The court case finally starts up, and it is the most exciting thing to happen in our town for years. The town I lived in was very small. So small in fact that they had to import a jury because every citizen in the town knew the doctor personally. The case lasts for weeks, and it seems like the police have strong evidence, but they can't quite pin it on the doctor.

Now, the case has been going on for 22 days. Even the judge is tired of the case. The prosecution is trying everything he can to pin it on the doctor. He even calls up the doctor's wife as a witness. Halfway through the wife's testimony, she just breaks down. Starts crying really loudly in the middle of court. She admits to everything. She says that because the inn was old and falling apart, the doctor tried to commit insurance fraud for some quick cash.

This shocked the whole town! Everyone had trusted him simply because he was a doctor. And suddenly, it hits me. Nobody expects the Spanish Inn Physician.
I did not create this joke. The place I found this joke can be found here if you care.

good juan