"Driller," parody of "All Star" by Smash Mouth
Somebody once told me the King is gonna roll me
I ain't the strongest spec in the hires
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well, the days start coming and they don't stop coming
Read all the rules and I send my subs spinning
Didn't make sense not to live to fight
Your enemies get smart but your ally gets dumb
So much to do, so much to hire
So what's wrong with backstabbing your ally?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never win if you don't speak
[Chorus:]
Hey, now, you're a Driller, get your game on, go play
Hey, now, you're a Driller, get the show on, win fights
And all that blinks is shields
Only shooting sentries break the attack sub
It's a long game and they say it gets longer
You're turtled up now wait 'til the game gets older
But the diplomacy men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the combat log picture
The battles we fight are getting pretty weak
The hires are getting old so you might as well talk
My outpost's on fire. How about yours?
That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored.
[Chorus 2x]
Somebody once asked could I trade some drills for outposts
I need to get a mining boost at my place
I said yep, what a concept
I could use some outposts myself
And we could all use a little Neptunium
Well, the days start coming and they don't stop coming
Read all the rules and I send my subs spinning
Didn't make sense not to live to fight
Your enemies get smart but your ally gets dumb
So much to do, so much to hire
So what's wrong with backstabbing your ally?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never win if you don't speak
[Chorus]
And all that blinks is shields
Only shooting sentries break the attack sub
Reporting from the Bridge