Funny story about mistaken identity:
When me and math first played together, we were enemies. But I got crushed into a powerful turtle so he kept me alive. We started negotiating and I made a deal with him. In order to break that deal, I pretended to be drunk, because the only change was a gave him a different specialist than what he asked for. So, he thinks I'm in college. Somewhere along the line, I think he's in college. Turns out were both in 10th grade. It was really wierd to figure that out for both of us.