In a world, where new iPhones cost an impractical amount of money, one man must face the the challenge of a lifetime: Asking all of his relatives if they have an old phone they can give him.
As luck would have it, my brother did! So yeah, now I'm back, phone and all. I missed you guys! (Except Nojo, my pyroshark partner)
What have I been doing to satisfy my back-stabbing urges? Well.... stabbing backs! I've joined a competitive TF2 team (and dragged Nojo with me) playing as the one and only spy. So, needless to say, I've had plenty of time to get familiar with the exposed rears of my foes. Subterfugers beware!