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I had some free time today and found this pretty fun Hunger Games Simulator.
I'll be completely honest, I have never actually watched or read any of the Hunger Games, but this is website is still unbelievably enjoyable and accidentally hilarious. For the fun of it, I plugged in all the Subterfuge specialist to see who would come out on top. So, let's go see how that turns out.
Pardon the imgflip logos, but that is still my best method of quick images

EDIT: I had a poll for who would win, but then I deleted it. I decided we cared we would just post in the chat who we wanted to win.

FIRST, LET'S CHECK OUT THE COMBATANTS


I tried to pull out all of the most evil combos I could, let's look at each one.

• Assassin & Saboteur - Double Duo
• Infiltrator & Thief - Full Offense
• Pirate & Navigator - Queens Beware
• Sentry & Princess - Classic Combo
• Tycoon & MoE - Production Powerhouses
• Int. Officer & Diplomat - Serious Support
• Martyr & DA - One Shot, One Kill
• Sec. Chief & Rev. Elder - Building the Wall
• Helmsman & Engineer - Deadly Efficient
• King & Queen - Maniacal Monarchs
• War Hero & General - Furious Fighters
• Inspector & Tinkerer - Unlikely Underdogs

Now to finally get this party started.

1) The Bloodbath!

Woah! I did not expect the Elder to be so violent


I always tried to warn him to take his eyes off his screen and focus on where he was walking.


The Sabo gets so meta he starts sabotaging himself!


Like usual, the General allows for a great early start, and the MoE bites the dust.


Following in his partners footsteps, the War Hero takes an early kill.


Clearly must be a noob playing if a Martyr was able to hit their Nav.


And Team Production Masters are out at the very start, forever remembered as unbelievable failures.

Let's move onto results! Oh yeah and the Queen was hit at a Molotov cocktail at some point but I forgot to screenshot it.
DAY 1 RESULTS

• Poor Production Powerhouse stood no chance
• Pirate and the Princess need to find some other teammates before it is too late
• The King is left all alone, but we should all know that the King can hold his own through anything
• Maybe it was lucky that the inspector died early. I imagine that the inspector and tinkerer were going to end up killing each other over the importance of shields

I'll split the rest of the days between the other posts, so wait shortly as I update them.

THE SUN SETS ON DAY 1 AND THE TRUE TRIAL BEGINS

First off, to sort out yesterday,

You really got to be careful with helmsman or they can easily take out your queen.


How bad a diplomacy is this diplo that he can't even convince someone to kill him!


A king destroying your stuff in the middle of the night while you are asleep? I know that feel bro.


The thief is really bad at his job. Even the martyr is better at thieving than the thief!


Aww, that's no fun but the sun will rise on

DAY 2

Well, that escalated quickly. Although, this Rev. Elder is a true savage


Can't say I blame her, you never pass up an opportunity to kill a king. Plus, now she is caught up to the helmsman's killrate.

Luckily for us, things are only just beginning

STANDINGS


NIGHT 2

Not the Elder! If only she did her job right and stopped that assassin. All three of them had it coming though since they had multiple kills themselves.

But besides that massacre, nothing else of notice happened.

Dawn of The Third Day


Not the bang I thought the Martyr was going to end on, but I think the Engineer just took the Elder's title of most savage female.

What greatness awaits us in -
NIGHT 3




















Really??? Nothing! This has been the least murderful day of them yet. I'm so disappointed.

I guess this is a good point in time to mention that every character takes an action each day, but most of them don't really do anything. Just climbing trees or finding food, I chosen not to show those because I only care about the murder!

DAY 4

That's so cute, the Pirate has finally coped with the death of Navigator and can move on.


Clearly the Pirate wasn't holding their hand tight enough since this happens. Everyone the Pirate cares about DIES!


No duh. He literally was letting everyone steal his stuff.

STANDINGS

• The Assassin, Diplomat, and Sec Chief are still riding high of their group kill
• I'm already calling that it is going to be some final epic showdown between the Assassin and Engineer

But only time will tell as we enter -
NIGHT 4

Isn't young love so beautiful?


Looks like someone has finally brushed up on their diplomacy skills, or else the Int. Officer is scared of the Diplo's 3 kills.


NOO! I guess the Engineer realized the sweet murdering monster she had become. This means that there is no one to stop the assassin.


Hopefully he holds on better and doesn't drop the hatchet to an icy death. . . Too soon?

DAY 5


"Oh look, a hatchet!"


A... A... A Tree Branch! *Rages Internally*

Now would probably be a good time to take a break and look at the statistics.

STATISTICS

• With less and less people, there isn't as much to commentate on
• The Sec Chief and Diplo both have a sizable amount of kills
• Meanwhile the DA has been twiddling his thumbs doing nothing

NIGHT 5


That's kind of messed up, but I should have expected nothing less from the person who killed the engineer. Hopefully, the Diplomat will use the life he has been given to overthrow the stronger powers.

DAY 6

. . .

Let's just move to statistics, please.


NIGHT 6

Another death without anyone else even needing to lift a finger.

But now it moves onto our final day! With only two contestants left, who will win?

The Slow and Steady DA
or
Terrific Tyrant Tinkerer?

Tune in on the same Bat-Time, same Bat-Channel!

DAWN OF THE FINAL DAY

Whelp, that's the end of it folks. The DA finally tries to do something for the first time all game, and it blows up in his face. literally.



RESULTS:


Boy, this was just like a real Subterfuge game. Took about a week and the winner wasn't necessarily the person who did the most murdering.


Tune in next time as I plug the names of all the forum regulars into the Hunger Games Simulator and see who will come out on top!

Hahahaha this is awesome! I can't wait to see the end results!
And I love that the queen dies Day 1

This is hilarious. I give you my applause

10/10
Wouldn't mind if this was a monthly thing...