So first of all, it's somewhat ironic, because I'm actually a competitive swimmer, lifeguard, and former member of the Canadian Olympic Water Polo team (no joke). My death by drowning is the funniest and most fitting thing.
Second of all, I'm very upset with the persons who decided to kill me. I shall return as a monkey later on...
A wise guy's always right; even when he's wrong he's right
-Lefty, Donnie Brasco
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