Wow, this was a lot faster than I thought.
I realized that on a show I love, "Whose Line is it Anyways", they have a game called "questions only". People can only speak in questions.
My challenge to you guys: you can only respond to the above question with another question. Try and make this fun and lighthearted
If the thread starts running daed (if someone posts a lame response and no one knows how to respond to it), I can post another question as if to restart the thread.
The question to start off with:
If it's "tourist season", why can't we shoot them?