Finally have the secret to beating all of you!

[zyxe]

Somehow, I have found a physical copy of the Art of War. Hope you are all prepared to get rekt!

That moment when you spend so much time on the forums that it influences you into buying a book written by a 5th century BC Chinese general...

[mathwhiz9]

Nooooo wayyyyyyyy
Good luck understanding it

[nojo34]

Aclo told me about that, can't wait to see it in action. However, i think your Z/DA sketch is more interesting

[bleatingsheep39]

I have a better secret.

Say in chat 'People who play this game are so uncool, you should leave'

Everyone leaves.

[zyxe]

Yeah, I'm still just shocked that I actually found a physical copy. It was right next to Machiavelli's The Prince, but I'll save that book for another day.

However, i think your Z/DA sketch is more interesting

Thanks, I really just wanted to put something next to it so it clearly wasn't just a picture I found online.

[zyxe]

Say in chat 'People who play this game are so uncool, you should leave'

Instruction unclear, I attempted it but the guy just gave me a sick 'your mom' roast then proceeded to gang up on me with three other people I called uncool.

[zedmango]

Why is it shocking that you'd have a physical copy of Sun Tzu's classic? They're all over the place.

[tw2000]

Hahahaha I got this book as well XD, I just haven't read it...
Maybe I should lol

[mathwhiz9]

Why is it shocking that you'd have a physical copy of Sun Tzu's classic? They're all over the place.

We've made quite a number of references to the art of war, because a lot of it seems to match subterfuge exactly, strategy wise. Guess nobody here has ever actually found a copy before

[zedmango]

Weird, it's not like it's particularly obscure or out of print - anyone can just find one on amazon or something.