Oh very dear, I think I'm in the middle of the ocean! I don't understand! As soon as I blinked my eye POP I'm drowning in the sea! Oh wait, duh, I have emergency gear at my backpack I could breathe happily ever after! And yes! Fresh air yet again! I'm getting sick of going into water now. (Just an expression, I'm used to the water you know...) Actually, wait, hold up, I'm not in the middle of the ocean... I'm in an island, with, familiar people OH MY! THESE ARE MY GUARDS AND SERVANTS! Even that guard who challenges that person who comes in the Mountain! Well, I haven't named you haven't I? No? Okay, i'll just name you uhh. Let me have a minute. Oh yes a perfect name! Your name would be... Bob! An amazing name! Such a fabulous and rare name, Bob. And what will the servants and other guards names be? Or should I just refer to them as one name? I'll take the second option. Servants! Guards! You will be referred to as... The Clouds! Okay enough naming let's get to that mountain! (Cause I'm so good at naming it's bad!) BTW guys how did you get here? Oh, yes, yes, so basically you guys are saying that our enemy got to the island like MAGIC and replaced you, and instead of killing you he sent you into a nearby island next to me? How kind of him! But how did he get to be King? And how did I get to a deep sea then here? Hopefully he didn't waste all my money. Oh he did? Wow, I wonder what he spent it on... Maybe magic spells and witchcraft? Impossible! Now what's are plan? Oh yes we have an empty sub there right? Good, and we know our way? Cool beans! Right lets go to OUR mountain!
Ah yes finally! A whole days worth of travelling and I'm finally here! The Cloud, do you know if he changed the security stuff here? No? Hahaha wow I guess he's playing around with my robotic toilet, oh how I missed that! So, get through these security rooms as fast as 1 minute! And now...!
Ok great it's night time, and we waited one whole hour to wait for him to sleep, he didn't even have and new guards, how can he even set up a clan in a factions server? Anyways, oh, no! He spent all the money on... BACON?! NOOOOOO! Well at least we will be King again! Now quickly put him in the lava chamber! Ahh job done! He is sure dead, and I mean it! Now, The Cloud, you too Bob, get in your defence positions, I'm the King of the Mountain!
BTW, if you don't like reading I'm sorry that you have to put up with this!
But now I can play with my futuristic, robotic toilet! Yeahhhh!
My signature? Well, M҉y҉ s҉i҉g҉n҉a҉t҉u҉r҉e҉ i҉s҉ t҉h҉i҉s҉?҉