Captain's log, subdate 'Day 5, 08 28'.
The battlefield is strewn with the bodies of the vanquished, and most of the vanquished used to be part of the TOTR army. It is with great pleasure that I survey the chaos and the destruction, occasionally picking up one of their dead soldiers and pretending that he is my personal talking dummy...
We continue the unending assault. Without pause. Without yield. Without fear. Without honey roasted peanuts - I really thought I packed enough but when you have to share...
The rumour mill is also churning of a double agent in the TOTR camp. I can neither confirm or deny the charges of treason; however, it would certainly be a shame that history may forever be contaminated, assigning credit for our inexorable victory to a traitor rather that the brothers who have fought this war with me, beside me, and for me.
In the end, 'tis neither here nor there, nor anywhere. It's EVERYWHERE.
In closing, I retire once again to my chambers to dream of Tasha Yar, and to wonder if she could have crushed my puny skull between her elegant thighs. Man she was hot. Why did they have to kill her off??
And early grey tea and classical music and maybe I'll play that silly pipe I played a couple of times.
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