Pre-game:

• Joined into 55 Messages

Day 1:

• There's a ton of messages.
• I make good jokes.
• Lots of people are annoyed with the notifications.
• The Equator Alliance is created.
• Rules are already broken and a second group chat is created.
• Road is going to build me a Tiny House.
• I wake up to 75 notifications.
• Communication in codes commences.
• Anti-Crypto is formed.
• I request YottaWatts to send me his queen. To test his trustworthiness. He is untrustworthy.
• Me and Road contuine to plan my Tiny House
• There’s a lot of chatting about nothing.

topkilla wrote:Pre-game:

• Joined into 55 Messages

Day 1:

• There's a ton of messages.
• I make good jokes.
• Lots of people are annoyed with the notifications.
• The Equator Alliance is created.
• Rules are already broken and a second group chat is created.
• Road is going to build me a Tiny House.
• I wake up to 75 notifications.
• Communication in codes commences.
• Anti-Crypto is formed.
• I request YottaWatts to send me his queen. To test his trustworthiness. He is untrustworthy.
• Me and Road contuine to plan my Tiny House
• There’s a lot of chatting about nothing.

I guess I shouldn't have read this technically, but there's nothing I didn't already know, so it's cool
I loled at this. This is the most accurate description of the game so far I can think of.

Day 1: Continued.

• Road publicly announce war on Nero.
• I send 1 driller to aid in the effort.
• Others are preparing to attack Nero.
• Riot is having trouble studying on his phone with all of the chat notifications.

Oh this is going to be great, thanks for the updates Topkilla

Day 2:

• Half as many notifications today.
• I've successful extorted Chariot.
• The Equator Alliance is still strong.
• Woke up 100 notifications today.
• Still designing my Tiny House
• Built a mine.
• I have no one to attack...

"Riot is having difficulty studying....."

Yes. Yes I am.
*Help me.*
Plz.
Pl
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Day 3: (I think)

• Woke up to 120 Notifications
• Panda and 6Pay are posturing an attack on me.
• Above mentioned attack is going to be a massive failure.
• 6Pay doesn't want to be my friend
• 6Pay seems to have an army of zealots awaiting to die.

Day 3ish:

• 6Pay attempted to attack me overnight.
• I sent in my secular expansionist deterrent sub and he wisely decided to back off.
• Lesson here bey - If you come at the King; You best not miss.

Day 4ish:

• Holy Shit. 4 People are Funding Road.

topkilla wrote:Day 4ish:

• Holy Shit. 4 People are Funding Road.

Friends!