Scripted Subterfuge - Adventures of Bangerz & Roadkiehl Pt 2

Hey guys!
Thanks for Watching Silent Subterfuge and leaving all the nice comments. It was an interesting experience and it got me Roady thinking about some other funny things we could do.
Presenting:
SCRIPTED SUBTERFUGE
In this game, what we say to the other players will be predetermined by a random number generator.
Rules of the Game
1. If another player messages you, you must insert a scripted message within three responses.
2. If you message another player, you must begin the conversation with a scripted response.
3. We are not allowed to post in the public chat
4. Scripted responses are still required in group chats.
Below is our list of the 31 responses we have come up with (some serious, some silly). We will be using a random number generator to pick which we must say. We are going to keep them a secret from this thread until they are used in the game.
Example: Sky messages me. Within three messages, I must use a scripted response. RNG spits out the number 7. Number 7 is "___ is building a pir/nav/assassin." The blank(s) refer to player(s). A second RNG numer will also determine the player(s) that will be entered into the blank(s).
Note: The randomly chosen player(s) in the blanks cannot be yourself or the player(s) you are messaging. However, my responses can include Roady as the randomly chosen player and Roady's responses can include me.
Responses:
1. ___ just told me he wants you dead
2. I hear ____ is planning to build a mine.
3. ___ and ___ just launched huge attacks on me.
4. I think we might have gone to high school together
5. I'm pretty sure ___ is hacking.
6. ___ and ___ know each other irl.
7. ___ is building a pir/nav/assassin.
8. ___ has a huge sub of death headed your way.
9. I heard from __ that __ told __ that __ wants to attack you.
10. ___ just asked me to attack you.
11. ___ just threatened me.
12. ___ just insulted your mother.
13. Did you hear the devs are going to be nerfing the king? Just in case you're planning to hire any.
14. I love you.
15. ___ just said he'd fund me.
16. Hey, if you want [insert outpost name here], I'll drop the shields for you. Feel free to take it.
17. I'm actually Kevlargolem in disguise.
18. Hey, you must be new here. I can't believe I forgot to ever send any messages to you. Welcome to the game!
19. __ is threatening me with a backstabber medal if I don't attack you.
20. ___ is building up a lot of drillers outside of your sonar range.
21. ___ told me he knows you irl.
22. I'm hacking, actually.
23. I've never played Subterfuge before.
24. My favorite food is ice cream sundaes, but with ketchup instead of chocolate sauce.
25. By this time tomorrow, I'll have six mines. You just wait.
26. Factoid: Chimpanzees customarily slap each other in greeting when reunited.
27. I don't normally stab people in the back, but when I do, it's ___.
28. I have what I call a Subterfuge mullet. It's all honesty in the front, but it's a knife in your back.
29. I'm in the toilet right now. (When they answer, reply with:) No, no, you don't understand. I'm not *on* the toilet, I'm in it. I can't get out. Call the fire department.
30. Hey, just a warning, but in real life I'm actually the head of an underground crime syndicate. Just in case you were having any ideas of attacking me.
31. Hey, I played a game with ___ before, and he ruthlessly stabbed me in the back.
Look for regular videos from us revealing how our responses will (probably) ruin our games. Thanks for keeping up and watching!
VIDEO 1:
ROADKIEHL: http://youtu.be/HAOMzJdN_LQ
BANGERZ: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oH7qBPI2nsw
Thanks for Watching Silent Subterfuge and leaving all the nice comments. It was an interesting experience and it got me Roady thinking about some other funny things we could do.
Presenting:
SCRIPTED SUBTERFUGE
In this game, what we say to the other players will be predetermined by a random number generator.
Rules of the Game
1. If another player messages you, you must insert a scripted message within three responses.
2. If you message another player, you must begin the conversation with a scripted response.
3. We are not allowed to post in the public chat
4. Scripted responses are still required in group chats.
Below is our list of the 31 responses we have come up with (some serious, some silly). We will be using a random number generator to pick which we must say. We are going to keep them a secret from this thread until they are used in the game.
Example: Sky messages me. Within three messages, I must use a scripted response. RNG spits out the number 7. Number 7 is "___ is building a pir/nav/assassin." The blank(s) refer to player(s). A second RNG numer will also determine the player(s) that will be entered into the blank(s).
Note: The randomly chosen player(s) in the blanks cannot be yourself or the player(s) you are messaging. However, my responses can include Roady as the randomly chosen player and Roady's responses can include me.
Responses:
1. ___ just told me he wants you dead
2. I hear ____ is planning to build a mine.
3. ___ and ___ just launched huge attacks on me.
4. I think we might have gone to high school together
5. I'm pretty sure ___ is hacking.
6. ___ and ___ know each other irl.
7. ___ is building a pir/nav/assassin.
8. ___ has a huge sub of death headed your way.
9. I heard from __ that __ told __ that __ wants to attack you.
10. ___ just asked me to attack you.
11. ___ just threatened me.
12. ___ just insulted your mother.
13. Did you hear the devs are going to be nerfing the king? Just in case you're planning to hire any.
14. I love you.
15. ___ just said he'd fund me.
16. Hey, if you want [insert outpost name here], I'll drop the shields for you. Feel free to take it.
17. I'm actually Kevlargolem in disguise.
18. Hey, you must be new here. I can't believe I forgot to ever send any messages to you. Welcome to the game!
19. __ is threatening me with a backstabber medal if I don't attack you.
20. ___ is building up a lot of drillers outside of your sonar range.
21. ___ told me he knows you irl.
22. I'm hacking, actually.
23. I've never played Subterfuge before.
24. My favorite food is ice cream sundaes, but with ketchup instead of chocolate sauce.
25. By this time tomorrow, I'll have six mines. You just wait.
26. Factoid: Chimpanzees customarily slap each other in greeting when reunited.
27. I don't normally stab people in the back, but when I do, it's ___.
28. I have what I call a Subterfuge mullet. It's all honesty in the front, but it's a knife in your back.
29. I'm in the toilet right now. (When they answer, reply with:) No, no, you don't understand. I'm not *on* the toilet, I'm in it. I can't get out. Call the fire department.
30. Hey, just a warning, but in real life I'm actually the head of an underground crime syndicate. Just in case you were having any ideas of attacking me.
31. Hey, I played a game with ___ before, and he ruthlessly stabbed me in the back.
Look for regular videos from us revealing how our responses will (probably) ruin our games. Thanks for keeping up and watching!

VIDEO 1:
ROADKIEHL: http://youtu.be/HAOMzJdN_LQ
BANGERZ: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oH7qBPI2nsw