When I first joined back in 2021 I created a joke username to mess with a friend, not realizing it was permanent. Eventually I fell in love with the game and I've accrued a number of medals over the years so I don't want to have to create a whole new account in order to get a new username, but I would love to change it if possible.
Sincerely,
Username: "Andrew Radon Sucks"
P.S. Thank you Al for saving this glorious game! You sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.